Arko Hojholt reports from the Inferno Half Marathon
There’s a certain smell in the air. Part mountain scent, component minty massage gel, and component well-worn running shoes. Perhaps a hint of natural nervousness as well. It’s an hour before race start and the athletes are mingling in the enrollment region at the Jungfrau campsite in Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland. Four-hundred and twenty people are signed up for what is considered to one of the toughest running events in Europe, the Inferno Half Marathon. The distance is what it is, the handful of runners I chat with this morning aren’t worried about that. No, the intimidating component is the 2,175 metres of grueling climb to the finish on top of Schilthorn in the countries of the western Alps.
Jump to it
At 10.15 the starting handgun echoes in the valley and the athletes are off. They promptly pass across the small and quaint village of Lauterbrunnen, where the locals are cheering them on with “Hop! Hop! Hop! ” and “Schnell, schnell, ” and then the runners suddenly find themselves in the hairpin turns leading the 11 kilometres and approximately 800 vertical metres up to the village of Murren. This is considered the easy component, “merely a warm-up” as the organisers put it, and I suppose that wouldn’t offend any one the participants, even though a few demonstrate vague signs of regret when reaching Murren. After all, the climbing isn’t too drastic and they have smooth tarmac under their feet. For now.
Murren is the halfway point, both physically and mentally. Murren is the end of sweet and cool tarmac and the beginning of the steeper section of rough roads. It is in this little village balancing on the edge of a relatively narrow plateaux that many are wiping off their smiles and putting on their most serious stone faces.
Still, it’s hard not to smile while passing through the village. The locals here are cheering even harder than the folks down in the valley — and the opinion is simply fantastic. Across the valley mountains like Gletscherhorn, Nesthorn, and not least the monumental Jungfrau paints a beautiful picture that, I assume, never will be taken down from the runner’s memories. It’s quite the contradiction that something called Inferno takes place in what most people would describe as a true paradise.
These people are crazy
“You’re looking strong! Just up the hill from here! It’s easy! ” a young man is screaming in German. He’s leaning against a souvenir store, sipping from a can of beer.
“Easy? ” I ask him. “Why aren’t you running it then? ”
He holds up his brew can with a telling smile.
“I actually operated it a few years ago. It’s not easy at all. In fact, I guessed I was going to die, ” he acknowledges before he nods in the direction of the runners and concludes: “These people are crazy, trust me”.
I don’t know about that. Perhaps a little bit. I guess you’d have to be to put on your shoes and run up a mountain. Sure, there are people like Kilian Jornet who run much further in their respective mountains. But all is relative; my kilometres doesn’t inevitably feel like your kilometres. And the neat thing about a half marathon distance is that it caters to a lot more people — in this case to both big boys and girls and people who could easily be their grandparents. Or the four soldiers who’re doing this years run in uniform, solid boots, and with a heavy bag pack.
The faceless man
“How are you doing? ” I ask a guy shuffling up the steep route behind Murren. His calves quivers noticeably and his face looks like it’s was just about to slide off his skull.
“Hng, ” is all he mumbles while staring at me like I’m an unknown animal from an uncharted region of the universe.
A few minutes later another fella comes around the corner. He must be at least a decade or two older than the other guy, but his pace looks like it hasn’t slowed since the bottom of the valley. I’m about to ask how he is doing but instead he asks me with a grinning. I nod and smile and tell him to keep it up — and that there are less than seven kilometres to go.
“Ja, fast da, ” he chuckles. Almost there. And then, with his eyes fixed on Schilthorn, he overtakes the first, soon-to-be faceless guy.
Soon after we’re above the treeline. Grass and shrubs are replaced by porous brownish gray boulder. Naked mountain. On top of Schilthorn balances Piz Gloria, the panoramic revolve restaurant where James Bond fought Ernst Stavro Blofeld in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service. It still looks a bit like an evil lair , not least because of the heavy envelop clouds, but there doesn’t appear to be any bad guys around anymore.
I place myself on the narrow ridge leading up to the finishing line. It’s eerily quiet and I can’t insure more than 20 meters or so ahead. I feel utterly alone up here. But suddenly something emerges in all the white. A guy wearing a red t-shirt and bright green shoes. Number 1204, Jonas Lehmann from Germany. He’s the first and unless someone uses a Bond-gadget, will win it. The final 500 meters are pure evil, even for someone who hasn’t run 20 something kilometres to get here, and plainly Jonas feels the same route. He slows down, bends over, use his arms to climb in the worst places and eventually crossings the line in 2:04: 47.
The Inferno 1/2 -Marathon takes place on Saturday August 17 2019. Register from March 3 2019 at: www.inferno.ch/ en/ Events/ Half-Marathon-Relay-Race– entry fee CHF6 0 per person( CHF8 0 on the day) includes pasta party, memento T-shirt, massage and clothes transport. Cash prizes range from CHF 100 -6 00 depending on category. Arrival in advance to acclimatise to the altitude is strongly recommended. For lift passes, visit Schilthorn Cableway Ltd.( www.schilthorn.ch)
Stay in car-free Murren, the highest resort and village in Switzerland’s Bernese Oberland. Accommodation to suit all budgets( self-catering chalets to 4 starring hotels) available at www.muerren.swiss
Get there: Fly to Geneva, Zurich or Bern and transfer by rail to Murren BLM for details contact: www.myswitzerland.com
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